Crusty Curmudgeon Last Ditch Barbecue Sauce

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Title: CRUSTY CURMUDGEON LAST DITCH BARBECUE SAUCE
Categories: Bar-b-q, Sauces
Yield: 1 servings

1 c Broached Onions
2 l Vanilla Extract
1/2 lb Neat's Foot Oil
2 tb Butter Or Oregano
1 Fresh Poltroon, Diced

To prepare: With floured hands, on a floured surface,
standing on a floured floor, and just generally
surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine the
ingredients in a greased 5-5/8" by 16-3/8" pan, then
pour the mixture carefully into an ungreased 4-3/8" by
18-7/8" pan and heat it until a 1-3/8"blister forms
when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a
Spiritless Coward.

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