Cat Poop Cookies

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Cat Poop Cookies

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Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Cookies

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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-------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------
1/2 Cup Honey
2/3 Cup Butter, margarine -- or lard
1 Egg
1 Teaspoon Vanilla extract
OR- peppermint extract
2 Cup Whole wheat flour
1/3 Cup Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
-------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS------
1/4 Cup Honey
1/4 Cup Molasses
2/3 Cup Butter or margarine -- or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 Cup Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon -- cloves
to taste
(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
----------------MIX-INS---------
Coconut -- (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
1 " puffy pastel things" -- *
find at Chinese restaurants

*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing
pellets-i haven't tried this

to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer
cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the
other stuff. add mix-ins of


chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and
bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven
you never know).

serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter
scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with
melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute
for the new clumping l
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