Halloween Chili

* Exported from MasterCook *

Halloween Chili

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Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Halloween

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 1/4 Pounds ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15%
fat)
1 Medium eye of Cyclops (onion)
1 15 Oz. Can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
1 28 Oz. Can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
1/8 Teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
1/4 Teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
1 Dash Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red
pepper)
2 Teaspoons ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
1 Teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
1/2 Cup fresh grubs (sliced celery)
1 Tablespoon eye of Newt (pearled barley)
1 Tablespoon dried maggots (uncooked rice)
Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)

Preparation :
Substitutions are in parenthesis. Best made during the last phase of the
moon, if that is not possible, just do the best you can in a softly lighted
kitchen after dark. Brown the gizzards in an iron cauldron over a fire
made from the siding off of a haunted house, add chopped eye of cyclops and
simmer until the pieces of eye become translucent again, add blood of bat,
and soft shelled beetles, bring to a slow bubbling boil. At this time, add
the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock, eye of newt and
the pureed wasp. As it cooks you may want to adjust the consistency with
pond water. You can tell it is done when the eye of newt swells and the
vertical tan colored 'cats eye' appears on one side.


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